I DON'T WANT THE BRANZINO!
Selecting the wrong performance metrics is a form of tone-deafness. Stop yelling at your customers. Listen!
You Have Some Jargon In Your Teeth
I would never let you continue talking with something in your teeth, so let me help you with the bit of misplaced business jargon.
Two Brands Walk Into a Bar …
Be honest, if you had to have dinner with your brand, would you enjoy its company?